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Personal log: star date 7230.3. This is Captain James Tiberius Kirk speaking, and Im recording a personal log, hoping that no one finds it. The tension on the Enterprise is almost unbearable. Between Spock and Bones fighting, I have no room to step in and do my job right. Im very tempted to throw the two off the ship on some random planet so that they are out of my hair, but I know that would never end well with Starfleet, or the rest of the crew. So, Ill try to step in and tell the two to knock it off. If anything, I shall send Spock with myself to the Excalibur ship so that I may allow my sh
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Willy Wonka: See children? Everything in this room is edible. Even I'm edible! But that my children. is called cannibalism; and that is frowned upon in most societies!
Weird Al: Put down the chainsaw and listen to me! (Song: Dare to Be Stupid)
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When the moon shines and the shadows dance,
I'll be the one blending onto the night,
And standing at your side.
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Krorykins and Sanzo priest <3 ^^
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There is no shame in not knowing. The shame lies in not finding out.
- Russian Proverb
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There is no shame in not knowing. The shame lies in not finding out.
- Russian Proverb
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"Screw the cake, the bacon is a lie!"
"It figures that one movie would completely ruin our sex lives forever. Damn you Billy Bob Thornton!
"FEAR MY BUTT!"
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STFU. It's apples time.
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Why do things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?
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We fear that which we cannot see... we respect that which we cannot see... thus the blade will be wielded.
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"Can I have a diet coke?
I can?
Can I have two?
Can you put two in a pitcher? And just pour it on my head?
...Where are we with the cinnamon bun?"
-Pickles (of S'n'B)
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I live in a fanciful world of illusions and wishes...
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